Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
