I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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