I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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