Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
