I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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