dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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