Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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