drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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