Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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