let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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