My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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