on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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