You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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