i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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