Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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