and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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