Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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