Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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