I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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