im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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