I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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