A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Never joke about your clitoris.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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