sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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