do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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