Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What drink are we having for lunch?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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