Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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