Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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