you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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