like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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