Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
