You made me cry and you don't even care
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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