My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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