Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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