No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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