i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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