And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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