Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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