Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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