Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I want a musical about memes.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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