This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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