Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
false alarm, still single
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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