im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How external is "for external use only"?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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