is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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