Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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