the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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