I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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