You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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