i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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