Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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