So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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